Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
they need to just BURY HIM!
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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