They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I just forgot I was standing up.
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