I want to make a zoo with you.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
someone owes me an orgasm
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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