Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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