Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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