Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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