im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
