I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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