quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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