If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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