I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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