going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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