oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
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