haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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