so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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