sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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