normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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