PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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