once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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