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My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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