i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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