Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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