Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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