Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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