Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
You can't special order awesome
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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