Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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