weddingsv make me drug and hornr
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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