i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
We have started to decorate penises.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool