I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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