I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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