I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
