i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
