East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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