You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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