Fine. I'll sleep in my office
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She said her name was "party"
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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