CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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