she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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