How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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