is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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