he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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