So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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