yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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