so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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