I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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