Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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