great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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