Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
