Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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