she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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