she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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