My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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