i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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