Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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