i think my mom watched the whole time
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm determined to sit on that face.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line