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  She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?

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  3some

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  You're right, stupid question.

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.

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  In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.

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  Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!

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• (727): View more from Florida

  After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her

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