Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
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you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)