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• (212): View more from New York

  This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.

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• (916): View more from California

  It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.

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• (716): View more from New York

  He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?

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• (747): View more from California

  I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  the girl whose rug I peed on is here

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• (347): View more from New York

  Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....

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