You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
25 Men Talk About the First Time They Went Down On A Woman
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
23 Ex Fraternity Brothers & Sorority Sisters Confess Their Most Insane Stories
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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