i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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