we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
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i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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