Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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